Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, when he said, "I
don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and
besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants. So, I'm stumped."
His buddy said, "I have an idea. Why don't you make up a certificate that says
she can have two hours of great sex, any way she wants it. She'll probably be
thrilled!" So the first fella did just that.
The next day his buddy asked, "Well, did you take my suggestion? How did it turn
out?"
"She loved it. She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the mouth, and ran out
the door yelling, 'I'll see you in two hours'."
